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Most expensive sub ever?

November 21, 2023

Via Channel 2 Action News Atlanta, a Subway customer keyed her phone number in on trying to complete her transaction for her $7.54 Italian sub. What she failed to realize was that she was entering her phone number as the tip. Weeks later neither the Subway store nor her credit card company has reversed the charge.

The dead carpet

November 16, 2023

Via @mrs_am_erica:"I was hyperventilating almost up until the VERY MOMENT I hit the runway 😮💨😢.To say that this was one of THEE MOST CHALLENGING things I have had to do would be an understatement 🙏🏾💔😢.I CAN’T BELIEVE this would be my final walk for you😢, so I WON’T👋🏾! From now on…even if I’m not walking FOR YOU, I’ll be walking WITH YOU, because I know you’ll ALWAYS be with me🙏🏾🫶🏾.Designer Vernest Moore (@ve.moore) for his Red Carpet Viewing/Scene 1 🙏🏾👑🎥: LaTanya Green - Chan (@flava_gurl_photography)?"

Can you retroactively revoke consent?

November 15, 2023

Via @nuanceexists, the serious exploration of deciding years after the fact that consent could not have been granted. "It all had to be coerced."

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November 14, 2023

Via macroevolution.net, a site with a wealth of information about genetics and hybrid animals, including a well-developed and researched hypothesis that human beings may be hybrids of chimpanzees and pigs.

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What does "YGTBFKM" mean?


YGTBFKM – initialism1, stands for "You Got To Be F-cking Kidding Me." Usually invoked in text-based communication, YGTBFKM is best used in response to unbelievable events, experiences, or information.

1 Or acronym or abbreviation, depending on how you like to describe these sorts of things


  • Frustration: "YGTBFKM! I can't believe I have a Masters degree and can't even get a job at McDonald's right now."

  • Work: "He said he accidentally deleted the entire report the night before the deadline—YGTBFKM!"

  • Sports: "YGTBFKM!! No way that was a foul."

  • Politics: "If Biden or Trump are elected President in 2024 they'll be 82 or 78 when they take office?! YGBTFKM!"

  • Bad luck: "I waited in line for hours only to be told the concert was sold out? YGTBFKM!"

  • Karen'ing: "I ordered a salad, and they brought me a pizza. YGTBFKM, this is not what I asked for!"

  • School: "I studied all night for the wrong chapter of the textbook. YGTBFKM, I can't believe I did that!"

  • Travel: "The flight got canceled, and now I'm stuck at the airport overnight. YGTBFKM, what a nightmare!"

  • Bureaucracy: "YGTBFKM. They changed the policy effective immediately. Now I have to redo all my work."

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